Author Archives: James Gross

About James Gross

17 year old aspiring journalist.

From Simon & Garfunkel in South London to Rock, Paper, Scissors in Germany

The heartbeat of the Crystal Palace fanbase that is ultras group the Holmesdale Fanatics have been at it again. As if the South-Londonisation (or a word to that effect) of Bob Marley and Little Peggy March wasn’t enough, they’ve now gone back … Continue reading

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The Four Year Plan: Four Star Viewing

‘In four years, we will be playing AC Milan in the Champions League’. Was the extraordinary statement made by QPR co-owner Flavio Briatore at the press conference announcing his and fellow co-owner Bernie Ecclestone’s acquirement of the club. Little did he … Continue reading

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How Do You Solve A Problem Like Engerland?

With John Terry’s demotion followed by Fabio Capello’s resignation bringing about a premature national team meltdown, it’s high time to both bemoan what has gone before as well as look to the future and subsequent world domination.  I’ve drawn up some … Continue reading

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The Crystal Palace is Burning Down…Part 3

As you will have read in two previous articles (here and here), way back in August 2011 the Crystal Palace board announced their intention to change the club crest. However following a negative response from the general fan base, the proposed … Continue reading

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Aaron Ramsey: Wanted For Murder

This is the poster that is currently being circulated by law-enforcement agencies across the nation. It comes after Aaron ‘Rambo’ Ramsey’s fourth victim, Whitney Houston was found dead in her Los Angeles hotel room. People are advised not to approach directly … Continue reading

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On The Futbol is back!

Hey guys. Hopefully (or not), my hiatus from On The Futbol has not gone unnoticed by yourself. It’s now been over three months since my last published article, and we’ve now got through an entire one twelfth of 2012 without one! … Continue reading

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The 72 Unite

http://www.the72unite.co.uk We are ‘the 72 unite’, made up of fans from the Football League are angered by, and at a loss to explain, the news today that the proposed legislative changes to the existing academy systems have been voted in … Continue reading

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